#34

How old were you when you met your first love?

 - Met him? 12. Didn't date or fall in love until we were 14, though.

Are you taking this survey in a place other than your home?

 - At work.

Did you get ice cream from the ice cream truck when you were little? Do they still have an ice cream truck where you live?

 - Yes I did, and I haven't seen one, but they probs exist.

What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you?

 - Probably being in an abusive relationship (mostly emotionally and mentally, with the rare physical moment) for 4 years. Fucked me up in a lot of ways, and it took me years to really grasp what a healthy relationship looks like.

Are you good at answering trick questions?

 - Depends on the trick question.

Who was the last person in your family to graduate high school? Was it you?

 - I mean, I've had cousins graduate more recently.

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

 - Yes, in both California and Paris.

Your last ex finds out you’ve fallen in love with another person?

 - My last ex knows I'm in love with another person.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?

 - Tea (orange spice).

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?

 - We would be very unprepared and would not be able to afford it.

Has the last person you kissed met your family?

 - Yes he has.

Why are you doing this survey?

 - Borrrred.

Don’t you hate it when your cell phone dies in the middle of a convo?

 - That doesn't really happen to me.

What was the last strong emotion you experienced? Who was responsible for it?

 - Umm... happiness because of Christmas music.

When people fill out your surveys, do you read their answers?

 - They don't.

Have you ever had to cancel a bank account?

 - Nope

Was the last conversation you had an argument?

 - Nope.

If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

 - We've talked about it plenty.

Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000?

 - For that much, I just might.

Would you date someone three years older than you?

 - I've dated someone like, 7 years older than me. 

When was the last time you had Starbucks?

- On Sunday

Who was the last friend you added on Facebook? 

- A girl I worked with when I worked at Target.

Are you in love? 

- Yeah.

Where was the last place you got completely wasted? 

- The bar.

If you could would you take back your last kiss?
 - Nah.

Is the last person you kissed, going to be the next person you kiss? 

- Yep.

How long was your longest make out? 

- No idea.

What if you were pregnant and the last person you kissed was the father? 

- I would get an abortion because I am in no way prepared or stable enough to have a child.

Do you want to dance? 

- Nah, too tired.

Do you like someone? 

- I love someone.

Why aren’t you with the last person you kissed? 

- I am with him.

How has the week been? 

- I've been working a super fucked schedule, so very tiring.

Are you mad at anyone right now? 

- No reason to be.

Who made you laugh last? 

- Not quite sure.

What was the last thing you found pointless? 

- This survey. XD

If you could have anyone as your room mate who would you choose?  

- Probably the person who is my roommate currently--my boyfriend.

What’s your first thought when the bell rings at the end of the school day? 

 - Again: graduated college, ain't got that shit.

Have you ever sucked in helium and talked funny?  

- But of course.

Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store?

 - No.

Has a bird ever pooped on you?  

- I think so. Geese are stupid.

Have you ever laughed while drinking & shot something out of your nose? :P  

- Yes, multiple times. That is called "snarfing"

Do you go for walks often?  

- Not really, unless walking to and from work counts.

Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant?  

- Um, no. I'm 23. But I wouldn't keep it if I did right now. Not ready yet.

How strange do people say you are?  

- Very.

Have you opened food at a grocery store & ate it without or before paying?  

- No, and I really hate it when people do that. -_-

Do you believe in the 10 second rule?  

- No, but that doesn't mean that I don't eat food after I've dropped it on the ground.

Do you fall for people easily?  

- Used to.

Have you ever ate a whole pizza by yourself?  

- Haha, yeah. I was stoned.

Have you ever played 7 minutes in heaven?  

- Nope.

Have you lost a best friend?  

- Yeah, I've been friend dumped a couple times.

Have you ever been in a limo?  

- I wish.

Do you have any luck charms?  

- Not really.

What makes you nervous?  

- Needles, public speaking, elevators...

In your opinion, Which hurts more physical or emotional pain? 

- Emotional. Physical pain heals faster.

When did summer break start for you? 

- Considering it's nearly winter, a very long time ago.

What else are you doing right now? 

- Listening to Christmas carols.

When was the last time you drank alcohol? What was it? 

- A couple days ago, I had some irish whiskey and ginger ale. :D

Are you changing schools this vacation? 

- How many times I gots to say it? I ain't in school, fool!

What’s the most bizarre food combination you eat? 

- Hard to say. I eat some weird shit.

Do you like where you live? 

- Yeah, this city is the best. :)

Do you have any plans for today? What are they? 

- Go home and RELAX.

How about for tomorrow?

- Go shopping, do laundry, chill some more. Maybe go out drinking in the later part of the night.

What was the last song you listened to? 

- Currently listening to a jazzy instrumental version of "Christmastime is Here"

Speaking of toast, what do you eat on yours? 

- Butter with either peanut butter or jam

Do you own an iPod/mp3 player? What kind? 

- I have an iPod Nano somewhere, but I just play music off my phone.

Are you going to any concerts or festivals this summer? 

- Maybe. Too soon to say.

If not, are there any you really want to go to? 

- See above.

When’s your birthday? 

- June 9th

When was the last time you got drunk/high? What happened?

- Last night I got high after coming home at 4am in order to get some sleep, since I had to be back at work by noon. T_T 

Bolding Survey #?

My first name starts with one of the first thirteen letters of the alphabet
My middle name starts with one of the first thirteen letters of the alphabet
My last name starts with one of the last thirteen letters of the alphabet
My first name has seven letters or less
I have over twenty letters in my whole name combined
All my names end in a vowel
I have a Myspace
I have a Facebook
I have a Twitter
I have a Tumblr
I use AIM
I have more than five AIM screennames
I’ve used/am using MSN messenger
I’ve never used Yahoo messenger
The last person I talked to via IM is male
The last person I text messaged is male
The last CD I played in my car stereo was a burned CD
I’m currently wearing a ring
My birthstone is opal
I have a left-handed sibling
I have a right-handed sibling
Both my parents are right-handed
I’m left-handed
The first person on my Myspace top friends is female
My day of birth is also how old I am
My half-birthday has already passed.
I’m weird and celebrate half-birthdays
I’m currently listening to music
^ It’s coming from my iPod dock
I skipped a class today
I’ve had a coffee date with a friend within the past week
I’m going to hang out with a friend later today
I’m currently wearing jeans
^ Skinny jeans
^ Old Navy
I’m currently wearing a striped shirt
^ Roxy
I’m not wearing socks right now
I wore flipflops today
I wore a sundress today
I need to tan my legs
I took a nap yesterday
It hasn’t rained where I live in the past week
I’ve washed my car within the past week
^ I didn’t take it to a car wash
My car is in one of my favorite colors
I’m wearing one of my favorite colors
I’ve taken a photography class in high school
^ A culinary class
There is a fan on in the room I’m currently in
I’m at home right now
I’m wearing something designer right now
^ Burberry
I’ve been told a secret this past week
I’ve told someone a secret this past week
I can usually tell when people are lying to me
I live near someone who I highly dislike
I live near a park
I stayed up past midnight last night
I’ve been to Build-a-Bear Workshop within the past month
I’m not wearing makeup right now
My current Myspace default picture was taken in a car
My current Xanga default picture was taken in a friend’s bedroom
I have an iPod Touch
^ 16 GB
I did not sync my iPod today
I’ve had Starbucks today
I was given a compliment today
My fingernail polish is chipped
^ So is my toenail polish
I’m a military brat
I’m going to take a class this summer

#33

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
 - Smoking. They all know I do it, and I actually have smoked with 3/4 of them. (I count my stepparents as parents)

How many drugs are in your system?
 - None, atm.

The person who hurt you the most calls & needs you, do you go?
 - At this point, probably. It was so long ago, and we're friends again, so no problem.

How tall is the last person you kissed?
 - One inch taller than me, so 5' 6"

What’s on your schedule for tomorrow?
 - Wake up nice and late, go shopping, do some laundry, chill... maybe go out for some drinks.

Do you currently have any bite marks/hickeys on your body?
 - Nope.

Do you always answer your texts?
 - Like, 95% of the time.

Do you call anyone baby?
 - Yeah.

Who was the last person to text you?
 - One of the marijuana dispensaries in town. :P

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
 - Nope. Not my thing. Take me as I am and all that.

Have you kissed anyone in the last 4 days?
 - Yes indeedy.

Is it easier to pretend everything’s okay for you?
 -  I guess so? Everything's alright right now.

When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
 - Probably after work.

What’s your current mood?
 - Kinda tired.

Do you dare go into detail about your last kiss?
 - My boyfriend took his lunch break at the same time as me (we both work on campus), and we kissed goodbye. It was a quick peck. Nothing spectacular.

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
 - Not really, she's a coworker of mine and she seems like she's in good health and everything...

Do you have to sleep with a television on?
 - No, I don't even have a TV in my room.

Do you own a digital camera?
 - Nah, just use my phone.

Do you think you are a good person?
 - I try to be.

Are all of your friends virgins?
 - No, that's pretty rare once you're in your 20s.

Are you wasting your time on the person you like?
 - I'd say no, considering we've been dating for over a year and a half. :P

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
 - Many many times.

What would you do if you found out the person you liked had a girlfriend?
 - I wouldn't be too surprised, since he does... it's me.

What do you want right this second?
 - To have some actual work to do at work.

If you were offered to smoke some weed right now would you accept?
 - Not right now because I'm at work, but I'd be down once I'm off (since that's what I'll end up doing anyways)

Do you have a crush on the last person that had their arms around you?
 - I love him, even.

Do you think it makes him weak if a guy cries?
 - Not at all.

What would you do if the last person you kissed told you that kissing you was a mistake?
 - Be extremely surprised, as we've kissed hundreds, maybe even thousands of times before.

Do you like it when people call you babe?
 - Only Joe.

When’s the last time you stayed up late because you were talking to someone?
- Not a clue.

Well hello, good to see you again. How many surveys have you taken today?
 - This is my first today.

So the world is dying to know the longest you’ve ever been on an airplane.
 - Umm... I flew from New York City to the UK.

Speaking of airplanes, can you sleep on them easily or no?
 - Yeah, if I'm tired.

How long did you last drive in the car for?
 - Well, I was the passenger, but 8 hours, 16 round trip.

Name me your three favorite flowers, s’il vous plait.
 - Lilies, forget-me-nots, and... no idea about a third.

So if I were to touch the place you last itched, would it be awkward?
 - My head? Nah.

Have you ever given food at a homeless shelter?
 - Don't think so, but I wrapped some shirts for Christmas once since my grama was volunteering and she took me with.

Has anyone a grade above you ever had a crush on you?
 - Probably.

Can you fly? Be honest.
 - I mean, as long as I have an aircraft to fly IN. Preferably one with a pilot included.

Have you ever come close to drowning?
 - Once I thought that it would be smart to pour the water from our pitcher directly into my mouth and managed to dump water on my face, and I actually inhaled some and was choking and couldn't breathe, so... yeah, but in the stupidest way possible.

What books did you have to read for school for summer reading this year?
 - I graduated from college several months ago, so... that's not a thing.

What were you doing right now 24 hours ago?
 - Had just started work.

Have you ever tried counting sheep to get to sleep? Does it work?
 - I've tried that, but it doesn't work great for me.

What did you give up last year for Lent?
 - I'm not Catholic.

Is the window in this room currently open or closed?
 - Closed, it's cold out.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever licked?
 - Other people? :P Or maybe a cat. I dunno, I lick a lot of things, as weird as that sounds.

Do you have any sets of matching bras and underwear?
 - Sadly, no.

Can you control your dreams if you realize you are dreaming?
 - Unfortunately, I usually wake up if I realize I'm dreaming (which has happened maybe once or twice).

Is your phone fully charged right now?
 - Nah, but it's at 78%.

If you gave yourself a symbol (ex: star) to represent you, it would be…?
 - Hmm... no idea.

Combine your two favorite animals. What kind of animal do you get?
 - A slightly smaller, less ferocious tiger? (Tigers + cats)

Today at school it was boys make girls sandwiches day. What kind of sandwich should I tell the boys to make you?
 - Maybe tuna?

So…remember Girl Scout cookies? Any favorites you had/have?
 - Samoas, Thin Mints, and Tagalongs.

What is the name of the main character in your favorite book?
 - I don't really have a favorite book. I like too many books for that.

How about your favorite movie?
 - The main character? Joel and Clementine.

If I gave you a box of chocolates, which would you hope to get?
 - Chocolate covered sea salt caramels. :o

I’ll give you a box of chocolates but I’ll eat the coconut filled ones, ok?
 - Fine by me, they aren't my favorite.

What does your middle name rhyme with?
 - Pagan

Have you ever caught your clothes on fire before?
 - Nope.

Describe the weirdest car you’ve ever seen.
 - I've seen some weird cars, but I can't think of a specific one right now.

Which key on the keyboard do you think you use the least?
 - \

How many times have you seen your favorite band in concert?
 - Never. D:

How many concerts have you seen in general?
 - Probably close to 20 at this point.

Are you any good at improv?
 - I'm not great, but occasionally I do something funny.

Turn your eyes away from the screen. What is the first thing you see?
 - Barcode scanner.

When you pass a stranger in the hall, do you smile or no?
 - Sometimes.

Do you have any special handshakes with friends?
 - Ha, no.

Are you better at writing fiction or nonfiction?
 - Fiction?

Did you ever have to use Wordly Wise in school?
 - WTF is that?

Congratulations, you’ve been selected to receive a free Apple iPhone.
 - Eww... can I get an Android instead?

Can you keep a secret?
- Most of the time.

#33

1. What does the sixteenth text in your inbox say?
Pretty sure this survey is old, and inboxes don't work that way anymore.

2. Has anybody ever told you they would be with you forever?
Ha, yeah. Dumb thing to say, especially when you're a teenager.

3. Last person you were in the car with?
Joe.

4. Any plans for tomorrow?
Umm... work.

5. How long does it take you have a shower?
Depends on whether I have time constraints and how gross I am and how great the shower feels, etc. Probably 10-40 mins, factoring in all of that stuff.

6. When is your birthday?
June 9

7. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Probably not, since I have to be back at work 8 hours after I get off.

8. Did you kiss anyone friday?
No, actually. :o

9. Ever thrown up in public?
Hmm... I don't think so?

10. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
How this is not the best use of my time at work, but I have no work to do.

11. Who was the last person you talked to?
One of the student workers, Sophia.

12. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
Oh hell, I dunno. The school system is fucked.

13. Have you seen anyone lately that you don’t get along with?
I don't think so. I generally get along with people pretty well.

14. What is your favorite color shirt to wear?
Black, I think.

15. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nope.

16. Whats the closest thing to you that’s green?
The lanyard my work badge/nametag hangs from.

17. Where would you like to be right now?
Home, in bed.

18. Write down some lyrics to the song your listening to?
"You can have it all/My empire of dirt/I will let you down/I will make you hurt"

19. How many dogs do you have?
Zero.

20. Is anything bugging you right now?
I feel like I'm doing something wrong by spending my time at work filling out surveys.

21. How is life going for you right now?
Pretty good, but my work schedule over this week and next has been/is fucked up.

22. Is there someone you care about more than yourself?
Yes.

23. What made you laugh today?
This really stupid video of some guy dancing around in a store with a foam head in his hood and him hiding under it with a really dumb song, and... yeah, describing it makes it sound nonsensical.

24. What was the last film you watched?
Umm... Arrival, I think.

25. What’s the last conversation you had about?
Not sure, honestly. Horror games, I think?

26. What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Sleeping.

27. Do you like your hair long or short?
Long

28. Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yeah. :/

29. Do you like the rain?
It sounds great, I love petrichor, and it's great if it's warm or not super heavy, but I'm not a fan of being outside when it's actually pouring.

30. Do you think you’ll have a Valentine this year?
Yeah, he's not going anywhere. ;)

31. The last person you kissed needs you at 3 AM, would you go?
Of course.

32. Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
For certain people, yeah.

33. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
No. I would never alter the past, no matter how insignificantly.

34. How do you feel about girls smoking?
The same way I feel about guys smoking.

34. Could you see yourself with someone forever?
Sure.

35. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
"Eww... I want to sleep more."

36. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
I have before. Was with one person for 4 years, another person for 3 years, and my current relationship has been going for over a year and a half.

37. Do you forgive and forget?
Depends on the specific situation. Usually forgetting is difficult. Forgiveness can be easy or hard, depending.

38. Do you trust people?
Maybe a bit too much at times.

39. What are you not looking forward to?
Having 8 hours between getting off work and going back to work.

40. Do you get mad easily?
I can, depending on how much shit is going on in my life at a given time.

41. Who was the last person to make you really mad?
I haven't the slightest.

42. Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yes.

43. Do you have strange dreams?
It's very rare that I remember my dreams at all.

44. Ever licked someone’s cheek or forehead?
Oh yes.

45. Last time you fell asleep in someone’s arms?
Almost every night. ^/////^

46. When did you last throw up?
A few weeks ago when I drank a lot after not really eating all day...

47. What do you have on you at all times?
My phone. And nearly always my wallet, headphones, and keys.

48. Would you go out in public without getting dressed up or put together?
I go out in my pajamas all the time.

49. Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Hmmmmm... both!

50. Favorite musicians or groups?
Modest Mouse

51. Favorite film of all time?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

52. Favorite computer game?
Don't make me choose! >_<

53. First album you ever went and bought with your own money?
Oh wow... maybe "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love" by MCR? Could have very well been something else, though.

54. Think back five months ago, were you single?
Nah.

55. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Sure, just not obnoxiously. Like, stick to the yearly anniversaries, don't celebrate every month.

56. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably at least a little.

57. Last thing you bought?
3steak and jack taquitos, a Monster size Tabasco Slim Jim, and a Peach Tea Monster Rehab. This was my dinner. I'm a healthy individual.

58. Are you a jealous person?
Generally, no.

59. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
No, but I can't really cry in public.

60. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
I have several.

61. Have you ever had your heart broken? If so, how many times?
I mean, yeah, I suppose. Hard to define, so hard to say how many times.

62. Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
Who doesn't?

63. Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yeah. :(

64. How far away is the last person you hugged?
A few blocks away, at home.

65. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No, because I'm at work.

66. Is your life anything like it was a year ago?
Some things, but big changes have happened for sure.

67. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Same person I like now.

68. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
I mean, water.

69. Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn’t?
Yeah. It happens.

70. What is the last thing you said out loud?
Umm... I think it was "I'll be at my desk"

71. When was the last time you cried?
Hmm. Not sure.

72. Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell?
Indeed.

73. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I honestly am not sure.

74. What can’t you wait for?
To be home in bed next to the love of my life. <3

75. Have you ever told anyone you would marry them?
Yeah, I have.

76. What’s the worst way to say “I love you?”
I don't really know that there's a bad way to say that.

77. Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
Well, I certainly hope so.

78. Are you mad about anything?
Nah.

79. What is the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents?
When you're 23 it's hard to "get in trouble" with your parents. :P

80. Are you mean?
I can be unintentionally sometimes.

81. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I was tired, but yeah.

82. Has a boy/girl called you babe or baby in the past two days?
Joe calls me that all the time.

83. Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
Eh, I've gotten more used to it.

84. Do you have anything that belongs to a boyfriend/girlfriend?
We live together, so we co-own quite a few things.

85. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yeah, sure.

86. How long do you think you will live?
Till at least my 80s, probs 90s.

87. Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
I mean, depends, but sometimes yeah.

88. Do you believe once a cheater, always a cheater?
No. I used to cheat all the time (something I'm not proud of) and now I don't.

89. Do you and you ex have a good relationship?
I have a good relationship with all of my exes.

90. Name one thing people think about you that’s not true?
I'm not sure.

91. What would you do if your best friend turned gay?
Be supportive and love them all the same?

92. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Wavy.

93. Do you drink tea?
Yeah, a lot.

94. How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
Yum.

95. Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Yeah, I'm dating him.

96. Have you ever stripped for money?
Umm no.

97. Ever kissed someone with the letters C, A, S, B ,D, Q, or J as their first initial?
Yeah, probably all of them at some point. ^^;; My boyfriend's name is Joe, so that's one of them.

98. In 2 days, where will you be?
Hmm... At home chilling? It IS my day off.

99. Do you think you are a good person?
I try to be.

100. Who are your favourite people?
Joe, my mom, my stepdad, Becky, and Andrew. :)

Random Survey #22

What’s the exact location of your house/car keys right now? 

- I believe they are in the front left pocket of the jeans I was wearing earlier today.

Do you have a bird feeder in your back garden?

- Nope. I don't have a back yard.

Who was the newest addition to your family?

- Umm... I guess my stepdad, when he married my mom?

What happened in the last episode of Simpsons you watched? 

- I have no idea. It's been a long time since I've watched The Simpsons.

How old were you when you first went in McDonalds? 

- Hell if I know.

Do you like Muse? 

- Yeah, they're pretty good.

What did you think of the last CD you bought? 

- Oh god. I can't even remember the last time I actually bought a CD.

What did you think of the last movie you saw at the movies? 

- The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. It was good, better than the first one, but it will never live up to the LotR movies, for obvious reasons.

What was your first ever pet ? 

- Brooklyn and Vindaloo, my two kitties. One was put down earlier this year, and the other one passed away about 3 years ago. They both lived a long time.

Do you watch the OC?

- I, in a moment of insanity, watched all 4 seasons on DVD when I was in... middle school? High school? Sometime around my adolescence.

What magazines do you have subscriptions to?

- None, but I use the digital portion of my mom's mental floss subscription to read it on my iPad.

What was the last reason you went to the Doctor for ?

- I was getting a check to see if my IUD was positioned right and stuff (they do it 3 weeks or so after insertion).

Have you done work experience? Where was it? 

- I volunteered at the public library for 4 years, but I'm 20 and actually have a real job now. :P

Do you have an iPod? 

- Kinda...? I have 2 busted iPods and one that I'm borrowing indefinitely.

When was the last time you went to the Dentist?

- Within a year...

What’s your favorite flavor of jello? 

- Peach

What’s the first thing you touch? 

- Say what?

What make is your TV? 

- Vizio. :D

Do you have a digital camera?

- No, but I have a phone.

Do you have to wear a uniform to school?

- Nope. Never have had to.

How old were you when you first started using deodorant? 

- I couldn't say.

Have you ever suffered from impetigo? 

- From whatawhat? Okay, looked it up. Eww. No.

Have you ever kissed a Tunisian man?

- Not as far as I know.

Did you know Billie Joe from Green Day is married? With kids?

- I mean, I didn't know or care, but I'm not surprised...

Have you heard of Irn Bru ? 

- No.

Were you in Spain when it snowed for the first time in like 40 years? 

- Never been to Spain.

How old were you when you first went on holiday? 

- No idea. Little.

Do you play guitar ? 

- Kinda, but not really.

What song is stuck in your head right now? 

- I don't think there is one.

Have you ever been on a farm? 

- Sure.

What was the first cell phone you ever owned, and how old were you?

- A Virgin Mobile Oystr (it was spelled that way) when I was 12.

Do you own a copy of roller coaster tycoon? 

- Nope.

Do you have a niece or nephew? 

- Umm... kinda.

What do you think of salt and vinegar chips? 

- They're good.

Did you take geography at school? 

- There was no geography class, but I learned some, sure.

Do you keep a diary?

- Yeah.

Can you spy a tub of vaseline right now? 

- No.

Can you even drive yet? 

- I can drive fine and could pass the test if I took it, but I need my mom to set it up, since it would be in her car... T_T I've had my permit for something like 4 or 5 years. 

Have you ever been caught doing something REAL embarrassing by your parents?

- Maybe. I dunno.

Do you have any birth marks? In embarrassing places?

- I don't believe I do.

When was the last time you were in a hospital? 

- Hmm... not quite sure.

Are you part German? 

- Yeah, but only a little bit.

Have you been to Japan and went on the bullet train? 

- No. I want to go to Japan so bad. I can speak Japanese.

Do you wish when you see the first star ? 

- Not usually, no.

Do you believe in reincarnation ? 

- Nuh uh.

Do airports excite you? 

- In a weird way, yeah.

Can you make yourself throw up? 

- Nope.

Do you look old or young for your age?

- Definitely young. I'm 20, but people tend to think I'm 15 or 16.

Have you ever been thrown out of the movies? 

- Not that I can think of.

Did you have a happy childhood? 

- For the most part.

Were you bullied? 

- Teased more than bullied.

Were you a bully? 

- I don't think so.

Are you a religious person? 

- Not really. I have my Unitarian Universalist thing... but it can hardly be called a "religion"

Do you eat chicken? 

- Yeah.

When was the last time you got a hair cut? 

- Some months ago.

What did you receive for Valentine’s Day ? 

- Hahaha. Nothing.

Do you think Halloween is a shit holiday? 

- No, it's fun to dress up and whatnot.

Do you wear lipgloss? 

- Rarely.

Do you know who Kurt Cobain is? 

- Duh, I'm from the 90s.

Were you alive during the 1980’s? 

- No. 

Do you dream of being a porn star ? 

- I don't know that people commonly aspire to be porn stars.

Was anyone you know involved in the tsunami disaster? 

- Which one? Regardless of the answer, no.

Did you see/hear concorde during its last flight? 

- Nope.

Do you like to kill people on the Sims? 

- I mean, it makes the game awfully short...

If you were on TV, would you say hello to your mother? 

- I don't really know. Depends on the situation.

Have you ever slapped someone?

- Yup.

Random Survey #21

1. Is there someone you would like to be with at this moment? Why aren’t you with them?

- Because he's in bed and I'll be with him soon. :P

2. If you were going to make a sandwich now, what would you put on it?

- Hmm... just a veggie sandwich sounds pretty good atm.

3. What’s your relationship with the last person you talked to on the phone?

- He's my daddy. <3

4. Is there a friend you haven’t seen or spoken to in a while? Why haven’t you seen or spoken to them?

- Hmm... yeah. I really don't like her boyfriend and he's really changed her, plus we live in separate states, so we don't really talk much anymore.

5. Do you ignore people when you’re annoyed or upset?

- It really depends on the person, but in most cases, I try to communicate with them and have a conversation about what it is that's bothering me.

6. Is there anything worrying you atm? Would you like to talk about it?

- Not so much... I mean, there isn't much to be worried about. I mean, my boyfriend (who I currently live with) is moving back to Washington in a month and a half and I'm staying in Oregon, so I'm a little worried, even though I know we can probably make it being long-distance. It's only a year and a half.

7. Is there anyone that you know definitely doesn’t like you? Does that bother you?

- I'm sure there are people that don't, but it doesn't really affect me.

8. Can you remember the last time you felt angry or upset? What was the reason?

- Hmm... I do quite frequently. Thank you, mental health issues.

9. Who were the last three people you talked to before going to bed last night?

- Ryan (the boyfriend), Craig (Ryan's stepbrother) and Marla (Ryan's stepmother)

10. Are you wearing nail varnish? Is it chipped?

- Yep, candy cane stripes. And it is chipped. Been almost a week since I did it.

11. Tell me about the last conversation you had with a friend of the same sex. Who did you talk to, and what did you talk about?

- I have no idea, honestly. I don't have many girlfriends.

12. Now tell me about the last conversation you had with a friend of the opposite sex.

- If my boyfriend counts, it was about how he was going to bed and wanted me to join him, but I wasn't ready.

13. You’re trying to end a conversation, but the other person doesn’t seem to want to stop talking. What do you do?

- I just sit and wait and start responding less and if I have to go, I let them know.

14. Have you ever told anyone that you wished you’d never met them? Did you mean it?

- I don't think so... at least not that I know of.

15. Who is the most intelligent person you know?

- Hmm... either my stepdad, my boyfriend, or my ex.

16. Would you say your name is a ‘common’ name? Do you know lots of other people with your name?

- YES. There were so many "Sam"s, "Sammi"s, "Sami"s, "Sammie"s and "Sammy"s as I was growing up. It was horrible.

17. Have you ever really liked a song to begin with, but then you listened to it so much that you got bored of it?

- Doesn't that happen to everyone? :P

18. If a boyfriend/girlfriend was clingy, would that be a problem for you?

-I've definitely gotten irritated with clingy boyfriends. Haven't had any clingy girlfriends (yet?).

19. If you saw your last ex holding hands with someone else, would it bother you?

- No. I know he lives with his girlfriend. We broke up over 2 years ago, so it's whatever.

20. Who was the last person you talked to, whose name started with a letter M? Do you know what color that person’s eyes are?

- Hmm... It would have been Marla, Ryan's stepmom, and I really couldn't say.

21. You have a lot on your mind and really need to talk. Who would you go to?

- Ryan. If he's involved, mom. If I can't tell her... I dunno.

22. Which day did you prefer, yesterday, or today? Why?

- Today, I guess because I'm home with my mom and stepdad and Ryan's here. :)

23. Who is the person that has hurt you the most? How has that person affected you?

- Probably my ex. I don't want to get into it, it was 4 years and there was far too much affectation for me to sum it up.

24. Have you talked in your sleep before?

- So I've been told.

25. Is there a letter that occurs in your name more than once?

- My full first name has 3 As. One of my two nicknames has 2 Ms.

26. If you could design your perfect partner, what would he/she look like? And what kind of personality would he/she have?

- Male: Taller than me, fit but not overly so, long hair, and a great smile. Really sweet, but not too clingy or possessive. Protective, but only when he needs to be. Not too sensitive, but still somewhat so. Funny is a must.
Female: Shorter than me, really cute, either really feminine and pretty or butch (but cute), really sweet and adorable personality-wise as well, lets me be the protective one. Maybe a little clingy, but not too much.

27. Think about the first person you had a relationship with. Do you believe that person loved you?

- Well, if we're talking about my first serious relationship, I know he did. It was just that we had too many cracks and holes to patch things up before it all came crashing down.

28. Who is the first person who comes to mind that you dislike. Why? How often do you see/speak to that person?

- My old dorm roommate. She was a complete bitch and turned the entire "girl" floor against me, simply because I was weird and different and not a typical sorority girl type.

29. For numbers 1 to 5, list the names of the last 5 people that texted you. For numbers 6 to 10, list the names of the last 5 people you talked to online.

1. Mom
2. Ryan
3. Sho
4. Mercedes B.
5. Chelsea
6. Eyvonne
7. Dylan
8. Meegwun
9. Justin
10. Shelley

30. Who is 8 going out with? What do you think of that person?

- Nobody, at the moment.

31. Does 5 live within walking distance?

- I don't know exactly where she lives, but I know she lives in the same town as me. Maybe?

32. What is 2’s ex called?

- Rosalyn.

33. What is 7’s favorite food?

- I don't have the slightest idea.

34. What is 6’s mother called?

- Oh hell, I should know this. Geri? Maybe?

35. How many boyfriends/girlfriends has 3 had?

- I wouldn't know.

36. Is 9 attractive?

- He's not really somebody I find attractive, but he isn't a bad looking guy, and could definitely be seen as attractive. (Hopefully that made sense.)

37. What kind of music does 1 listen to?

- A lot of different stuff. Mostly alternative, I'd say.

38. What color is 10’s hair?

- Brown.

39. What is 4’s favorite color?

- I could not say.

40. Have you ever hugged 3?

- Nope.

41. What if 1 told you he/she was going to be a mother/father?

- I would be very very surprised but also kinda excited.

42. Have you ever got drunk with 2?

- Oh yes. Many times.

43. Is 9 in a relationship?

- I don't know but I don't think so.

44. What is your earliest memory of 8?

- When we met at a teen game night.

45. What kind of men/women does 6 like?

- I honestly don't know because I've only known of one girl she's even dated... she doesn't really date much, from what I can tell.

46. Who has kissed the most people, you or 5?

- Most likely me, but I can't be sure.

47. Briefly describe your relationship with 10.

- Mom's best friend since childhood.

48. Does 4 have any pets?

- Two cats, who she adores.

49. How long have you known 7?

- Wow... not even a year. Feels much longer. Since April 2013.

50. To finish, say something nice about each person. :)

1. Mom - is there for me no matter what, is always supportive, and I love her to death.
2. Ryan - has been the winner of best partner ever. He's so sweet and caring and he loves me despite the hell I give him and all my faults.
3. Sho - is somebody I don't know all that well, but he seems like a really awesome guy and I can't wait to live with him.
4. Mercedes - is amazing and funny and has a way of saying the funniest but meanest thing possible at any point in the day. :P
5. Chelsea - is really adorable and sweet and super nice and she and her girlfriend are the cutest couple ever.
6. Eyvonne - is a wonderful person and is great at organizing many different events and directing plays and just is super organized.
7. Dylan - has always been there to talk to me and doesn't judge, even when it comes to things we don't necessarily see eye-to-eye on.
8. Meegwun - is really intelligent and I've known him for... about 7 years and he's been pretty awesome in that entire time. 
9. Justin - is a pretty chill coworker who has taken shifts for me and is pretty nice.
10. Shelley - has the best laugh ever and is great at making others laugh as well. She's super nice, too, and we all joke that she and my mom had an egg cell that combined and that became me. :P