Random Survey #22

What’s the exact location of your house/car keys right now? 

- I believe they are in the front left pocket of the jeans I was wearing earlier today.

Do you have a bird feeder in your back garden?

- Nope. I don't have a back yard.

Who was the newest addition to your family?

- Umm... I guess my stepdad, when he married my mom?

What happened in the last episode of Simpsons you watched? 

- I have no idea. It's been a long time since I've watched The Simpsons.

How old were you when you first went in McDonalds? 

- Hell if I know.

Do you like Muse? 

- Yeah, they're pretty good.

What did you think of the last CD you bought? 

- Oh god. I can't even remember the last time I actually bought a CD.

What did you think of the last movie you saw at the movies? 

- The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. It was good, better than the first one, but it will never live up to the LotR movies, for obvious reasons.

What was your first ever pet ? 

- Brooklyn and Vindaloo, my two kitties. One was put down earlier this year, and the other one passed away about 3 years ago. They both lived a long time.

Do you watch the OC?

- I, in a moment of insanity, watched all 4 seasons on DVD when I was in... middle school? High school? Sometime around my adolescence.

What magazines do you have subscriptions to?

- None, but I use the digital portion of my mom's mental floss subscription to read it on my iPad.

What was the last reason you went to the Doctor for ?

- I was getting a check to see if my IUD was positioned right and stuff (they do it 3 weeks or so after insertion).

Have you done work experience? Where was it? 

- I volunteered at the public library for 4 years, but I'm 20 and actually have a real job now. :P

Do you have an iPod? 

- Kinda...? I have 2 busted iPods and one that I'm borrowing indefinitely.

When was the last time you went to the Dentist?

- Within a year...

What’s your favorite flavor of jello? 

- Peach

What’s the first thing you touch? 

- Say what?

What make is your TV? 

- Vizio. :D

Do you have a digital camera?

- No, but I have a phone.

Do you have to wear a uniform to school?

- Nope. Never have had to.

How old were you when you first started using deodorant? 

- I couldn't say.

Have you ever suffered from impetigo? 

- From whatawhat? Okay, looked it up. Eww. No.

Have you ever kissed a Tunisian man?

- Not as far as I know.

Did you know Billie Joe from Green Day is married? With kids?

- I mean, I didn't know or care, but I'm not surprised...

Have you heard of Irn Bru ? 

- No.

Were you in Spain when it snowed for the first time in like 40 years? 

- Never been to Spain.

How old were you when you first went on holiday? 

- No idea. Little.

Do you play guitar ? 

- Kinda, but not really.

What song is stuck in your head right now? 

- I don't think there is one.

Have you ever been on a farm? 

- Sure.

What was the first cell phone you ever owned, and how old were you?

- A Virgin Mobile Oystr (it was spelled that way) when I was 12.

Do you own a copy of roller coaster tycoon? 

- Nope.

Do you have a niece or nephew? 

- Umm... kinda.

What do you think of salt and vinegar chips? 

- They're good.

Did you take geography at school? 

- There was no geography class, but I learned some, sure.

Do you keep a diary?

- Yeah.

Can you spy a tub of vaseline right now? 

- No.

Can you even drive yet? 

- I can drive fine and could pass the test if I took it, but I need my mom to set it up, since it would be in her car... T_T I've had my permit for something like 4 or 5 years. 

Have you ever been caught doing something REAL embarrassing by your parents?

- Maybe. I dunno.

Do you have any birth marks? In embarrassing places?

- I don't believe I do.

When was the last time you were in a hospital? 

- Hmm... not quite sure.

Are you part German? 

- Yeah, but only a little bit.

Have you been to Japan and went on the bullet train? 

- No. I want to go to Japan so bad. I can speak Japanese.

Do you wish when you see the first star ? 

- Not usually, no.

Do you believe in reincarnation ? 

- Nuh uh.

Do airports excite you? 

- In a weird way, yeah.

Can you make yourself throw up? 

- Nope.

Do you look old or young for your age?

- Definitely young. I'm 20, but people tend to think I'm 15 or 16.

Have you ever been thrown out of the movies? 

- Not that I can think of.

Did you have a happy childhood? 

- For the most part.

Were you bullied? 

- Teased more than bullied.

Were you a bully? 

- I don't think so.

Are you a religious person? 

- Not really. I have my Unitarian Universalist thing... but it can hardly be called a "religion"

Do you eat chicken? 

- Yeah.

When was the last time you got a hair cut? 

- Some months ago.

What did you receive for Valentine’s Day ? 

- Hahaha. Nothing.

Do you think Halloween is a shit holiday? 

- No, it's fun to dress up and whatnot.

Do you wear lipgloss? 

- Rarely.

Do you know who Kurt Cobain is? 

- Duh, I'm from the 90s.

Were you alive during the 1980’s? 

- No. 

Do you dream of being a porn star ? 

- I don't know that people commonly aspire to be porn stars.

Was anyone you know involved in the tsunami disaster? 

- Which one? Regardless of the answer, no.

Did you see/hear concorde during its last flight? 

- Nope.

Do you like to kill people on the Sims? 

- I mean, it makes the game awfully short...

If you were on TV, would you say hello to your mother? 

- I don't really know. Depends on the situation.

Have you ever slapped someone?

- Yup.

TEN

RIGHT NOW:

10 things about your appearance, (clothes, face, hair, height, smile, piercing’s, tattoo’s).
1. I have brown hair that's pretty light right now, even though the roots are dark.
2. I have blue eyes with some green and gray.
3. I'm wearing a rainbow-ish sweater thing and black sweatpants.
4. I am 5”5'.
5. I have size 8 gauges and a nose ring on the right side of my nose.
6. I have a tattoo on the back of my shoulder of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet, but one of the old drawings from the book, illustrated by E.H. Shepard, rather than the Disney cartoon.
7. My nails are currently candy cane stripes.
8. I am slim, but have a bit of chub that I could lose.
9. My face and arms are littered with freckles (A LOT of them), and the rest of my body has stray freckles here and there.
10. I am fairly curvy.

10 things you do every single day.
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Pee
4. Hug.
5. Text.
6. Check Facebook.
7. Talk.
8. Drink something caffeinated.
9. Shower.
10. Brush my hair.

10 things about your personality.
1. I'm kinda irritable.
2. I procrastinate.
3. I'm super lazy about everything.
4. I'm not good at the whole sleep at night, work in the day thing. I prefer the opposite.
5. I'm a pretty ridiculous, weird person.
6. I don't ever stop talking.
7. I sing a lot.
8. I can be really annoying to people who aren't used to me.
9. I'm a little sensitive.
10. I'm smart.

10 of your favorite foods.
1. Creamy pasta.
2. Asparagus.
3. Fruit.
4. Cheesecake
5. Pizza.
6. Cheeseburgers.
7. Medium rare filet mignon.
8. Garlic butter mashed potatoes.
9. Tater tots.
10. Pickled anything.

10 things about your family.
1. I am an only child.
2. I have 9 female cousins on my dad's side of the family (no males)
3. My aunts are twins.
4. My maternal grandmother is 71 but still super healthy and active.
5. Everyone who's met Ryan (a lot of family) loves him.
6. Both of my parents are remarried, and all four of my "parents" get along and are friends.
7. My mom has two brothers, one older and one younger.
8. I know my stepdad's family pretty well, and his parents are essentially grandparents to me.
9. My mom is really good at trivia and loves it.
10. My dad is really funny, and has the best laugh.

10 things about your friends.
1. Ryan is the best friend I have ever had.
2. Alice is completely nuts, but in a fun way.
3. Andrew is distant lately, but I know he's busy with his other friends.
4. I don't have all that many friends.
5. Most of the people I'm friendly with are coworkers.
6. My best friends are people I've met at Unitarian Universalist cons and I love all of them very dearly.
7. My ex and I are still friends, but some crazy stuff happened after our breakup and it seems a little strained and awkward now.
8. I've been trying to get back in touch with some old friends from high school.
9. I don't interact socially much in person.
10. I have a group of friends that are all 10-20 years older than me who I play tabletop games with, and they're really cool people.

10 of your favorite people.
1. Ryan
2. Mom
3. Alice
4. Andrew
5. April
6. Thaddeus
7. Dad
8. Dylan
9. Galen
10. Mark

10 things you’re ashamed of.
1. Who I was just a few years ago.
2. The way I treat Ryan.
3. My nail biting.
4. I sometimes make offensive jokes without realizing they're offensive.
5. I can be a little overly flirtatious at times.
6. My chub.
7. How I did in school this last term.
8. How easy it is to make me cry.
9. One time I puked all over myself at a friend's house.
10. My wardrobe...

10 favorite bands.
1. Modest Mouse
2. Band of Horses
3. Fiona Apple
4. The Black Dahlia Murder
5. Eluveitie 6. A Perfect Circle7. Nine Inch Nails8. The Postal Service9. Silversun Pickups10. She Wants Revenge

10 things about your love interest.
1. He's 2 years and 2 months older than me.
2. He's from Washington.
3. We live together (although only for another 1.5 months)
4. He loves metal, and isn't as crazy about other genres of music.
5. I love him more than I've ever loved anyone.
6. All of my family that's met him adores him.
7. He's super into medieval stuff, and even studied medieval studies in college.
8. He loves computer games.
9. He's got the most adorable smile.
10. He doesn't get enough respect from me.

10 things you absolutely hate.
1. Doge.
2. How many little kids have expensive electronics and parents that don't monitor them.
3. How I treat Ryan.
4. The way I'm constantly irritable and can't help it.
5. How often Ryan attempts to grope/poke/etc. my boobs or butt.
6. Getting really drunk.
7. RTS video games.
8. Frat boys
9. Almost everything on TV.
10. My eating habits.

10 things you love.
1. Snuggles.
2. Ryan.
3. My mommy.
4. Being with all of my UU friends and just feeling an overwhelming amount of comfort and love.
5. Staying up late with music.
6. Actually spending time with friends other than Ryan.
7. Surprises.
8. Soft warm beds.
9. Cats.
10. Cards Against Humanity. 

Random Survey #21

1. Is there someone you would like to be with at this moment? Why aren’t you with them?

- Because he's in bed and I'll be with him soon. :P

2. If you were going to make a sandwich now, what would you put on it?

- Hmm... just a veggie sandwich sounds pretty good atm.

3. What’s your relationship with the last person you talked to on the phone?

- He's my daddy. <3

4. Is there a friend you haven’t seen or spoken to in a while? Why haven’t you seen or spoken to them?

- Hmm... yeah. I really don't like her boyfriend and he's really changed her, plus we live in separate states, so we don't really talk much anymore.

5. Do you ignore people when you’re annoyed or upset?

- It really depends on the person, but in most cases, I try to communicate with them and have a conversation about what it is that's bothering me.

6. Is there anything worrying you atm? Would you like to talk about it?

- Not so much... I mean, there isn't much to be worried about. I mean, my boyfriend (who I currently live with) is moving back to Washington in a month and a half and I'm staying in Oregon, so I'm a little worried, even though I know we can probably make it being long-distance. It's only a year and a half.

7. Is there anyone that you know definitely doesn’t like you? Does that bother you?

- I'm sure there are people that don't, but it doesn't really affect me.

8. Can you remember the last time you felt angry or upset? What was the reason?

- Hmm... I do quite frequently. Thank you, mental health issues.

9. Who were the last three people you talked to before going to bed last night?

- Ryan (the boyfriend), Craig (Ryan's stepbrother) and Marla (Ryan's stepmother)

10. Are you wearing nail varnish? Is it chipped?

- Yep, candy cane stripes. And it is chipped. Been almost a week since I did it.

11. Tell me about the last conversation you had with a friend of the same sex. Who did you talk to, and what did you talk about?

- I have no idea, honestly. I don't have many girlfriends.

12. Now tell me about the last conversation you had with a friend of the opposite sex.

- If my boyfriend counts, it was about how he was going to bed and wanted me to join him, but I wasn't ready.

13. You’re trying to end a conversation, but the other person doesn’t seem to want to stop talking. What do you do?

- I just sit and wait and start responding less and if I have to go, I let them know.

14. Have you ever told anyone that you wished you’d never met them? Did you mean it?

- I don't think so... at least not that I know of.

15. Who is the most intelligent person you know?

- Hmm... either my stepdad, my boyfriend, or my ex.

16. Would you say your name is a ‘common’ name? Do you know lots of other people with your name?

- YES. There were so many "Sam"s, "Sammi"s, "Sami"s, "Sammie"s and "Sammy"s as I was growing up. It was horrible.

17. Have you ever really liked a song to begin with, but then you listened to it so much that you got bored of it?

- Doesn't that happen to everyone? :P

18. If a boyfriend/girlfriend was clingy, would that be a problem for you?

-I've definitely gotten irritated with clingy boyfriends. Haven't had any clingy girlfriends (yet?).

19. If you saw your last ex holding hands with someone else, would it bother you?

- No. I know he lives with his girlfriend. We broke up over 2 years ago, so it's whatever.

20. Who was the last person you talked to, whose name started with a letter M? Do you know what color that person’s eyes are?

- Hmm... It would have been Marla, Ryan's stepmom, and I really couldn't say.

21. You have a lot on your mind and really need to talk. Who would you go to?

- Ryan. If he's involved, mom. If I can't tell her... I dunno.

22. Which day did you prefer, yesterday, or today? Why?

- Today, I guess because I'm home with my mom and stepdad and Ryan's here. :)

23. Who is the person that has hurt you the most? How has that person affected you?

- Probably my ex. I don't want to get into it, it was 4 years and there was far too much affectation for me to sum it up.

24. Have you talked in your sleep before?

- So I've been told.

25. Is there a letter that occurs in your name more than once?

- My full first name has 3 As. One of my two nicknames has 2 Ms.

26. If you could design your perfect partner, what would he/she look like? And what kind of personality would he/she have?

- Male: Taller than me, fit but not overly so, long hair, and a great smile. Really sweet, but not too clingy or possessive. Protective, but only when he needs to be. Not too sensitive, but still somewhat so. Funny is a must.
Female: Shorter than me, really cute, either really feminine and pretty or butch (but cute), really sweet and adorable personality-wise as well, lets me be the protective one. Maybe a little clingy, but not too much.

27. Think about the first person you had a relationship with. Do you believe that person loved you?

- Well, if we're talking about my first serious relationship, I know he did. It was just that we had too many cracks and holes to patch things up before it all came crashing down.

28. Who is the first person who comes to mind that you dislike. Why? How often do you see/speak to that person?

- My old dorm roommate. She was a complete bitch and turned the entire "girl" floor against me, simply because I was weird and different and not a typical sorority girl type.

29. For numbers 1 to 5, list the names of the last 5 people that texted you. For numbers 6 to 10, list the names of the last 5 people you talked to online.

1. Mom
2. Ryan
3. Sho
4. Mercedes B.
5. Chelsea
6. Eyvonne
7. Dylan
8. Meegwun
9. Justin
10. Shelley

30. Who is 8 going out with? What do you think of that person?

- Nobody, at the moment.

31. Does 5 live within walking distance?

- I don't know exactly where she lives, but I know she lives in the same town as me. Maybe?

32. What is 2’s ex called?

- Rosalyn.

33. What is 7’s favorite food?

- I don't have the slightest idea.

34. What is 6’s mother called?

- Oh hell, I should know this. Geri? Maybe?

35. How many boyfriends/girlfriends has 3 had?

- I wouldn't know.

36. Is 9 attractive?

- He's not really somebody I find attractive, but he isn't a bad looking guy, and could definitely be seen as attractive. (Hopefully that made sense.)

37. What kind of music does 1 listen to?

- A lot of different stuff. Mostly alternative, I'd say.

38. What color is 10’s hair?

- Brown.

39. What is 4’s favorite color?

- I could not say.

40. Have you ever hugged 3?

- Nope.

41. What if 1 told you he/she was going to be a mother/father?

- I would be very very surprised but also kinda excited.

42. Have you ever got drunk with 2?

- Oh yes. Many times.

43. Is 9 in a relationship?

- I don't know but I don't think so.

44. What is your earliest memory of 8?

- When we met at a teen game night.

45. What kind of men/women does 6 like?

- I honestly don't know because I've only known of one girl she's even dated... she doesn't really date much, from what I can tell.

46. Who has kissed the most people, you or 5?

- Most likely me, but I can't be sure.

47. Briefly describe your relationship with 10.

- Mom's best friend since childhood.

48. Does 4 have any pets?

- Two cats, who she adores.

49. How long have you known 7?

- Wow... not even a year. Feels much longer. Since April 2013.

50. To finish, say something nice about each person. :)

1. Mom - is there for me no matter what, is always supportive, and I love her to death.
2. Ryan - has been the winner of best partner ever. He's so sweet and caring and he loves me despite the hell I give him and all my faults.
3. Sho - is somebody I don't know all that well, but he seems like a really awesome guy and I can't wait to live with him.
4. Mercedes - is amazing and funny and has a way of saying the funniest but meanest thing possible at any point in the day. :P
5. Chelsea - is really adorable and sweet and super nice and she and her girlfriend are the cutest couple ever.
6. Eyvonne - is a wonderful person and is great at organizing many different events and directing plays and just is super organized.
7. Dylan - has always been there to talk to me and doesn't judge, even when it comes to things we don't necessarily see eye-to-eye on.
8. Meegwun - is really intelligent and I've known him for... about 7 years and he's been pretty awesome in that entire time. 
9. Justin - is a pretty chill coworker who has taken shifts for me and is pretty nice.
10. Shelley - has the best laugh ever and is great at making others laugh as well. She's super nice, too, and we all joke that she and my mom had an egg cell that combined and that became me. :P

A Boyfriend Survey

History

Where did you two first meet?

My best friend from high school had him as his roommate in the dorms 

When exactly did you two first meet?

September 2011

What was your first impression of him?

He was cute and funny and had the best smile.

When did you start liking him?

Oh god. It was just more and more the more I got to know him.

When did you two start going out?

Awhile after my ex and I broke up.

How was with your first kiss with him like?

Kinda intense.

Is he your first boyfriend? If not, then which?

He's my second really serious long-term boyfriend.

Are you his first girlfriend? If not, then which?

I'm his third.

About Him

How much older/younger is he compared to you?

He is 2 years and 2 months older than me.

Hair color?

Light sandy brown

Eye color?

Green

Build?

Usually fit, but a little chubby right now.

Astrological sign?

Aries.

Skin color?

He's Caucasian, but he's not unbelievably pale (like me) 

Race/ethnicity?

See above.

Nationality?

American.

Religion?

No.

Glasses?

Nuh uh.

Piercings?

Nope.

Tattoos?

Not yet.

Chest hair?

Just a couple stray hairs.

Scars? Where?

No major/noticeable ones.

Smart/not?

Extremely intelligent.

Sarcastic/not?

Not usually, but sometimes my constant sarcasm rubs off on me.

Humorous/not?

Pretty funny.

Possessive/not?

Not really... at all.

Patient/not?

Extremely patient.

Affectionate/not?

Pretty affectionate. Sometimes too much for me.

Protective/not?

Only when I need it.

Clingy/not?

Not really.

Expressive/not?

Kinda.

Talkative/quiet?

A hell of a lot quieter than me (but that's really not saying much).

Outgoing/shy?

Not really shy, but not very outgoing.

Party animal/Stay at home kind?

Stay at home.

Sporty/not?

He likes working out, but not really sports.

Artistic/not?

More than he thinks so.

Practical or more of the dreamy type?

Practical.

His Skills

Can he cook or bake?

Yeah. He cooks, I bake. I can't cook, he can't really bake. :P

Can he repair/fix things?

Yeah, I'm sure he can.

Can he dance?

Not that I've seen.

Can he sing?

He doesn't think he can, but if he actually tried, he'd sound amazing.

Can he draw?

He can indeed.

Can he play any instrument?

Nope, none.

Can he write well?

He writes cute poems, but his formal writing is pretty bad.

Can he make you laugh?

All the time.

Can he make others laugh?

I've definitely seen it.

What is his talent if he has found it?

Hmm... dunno.

Is he good at science and math?

Not great.

Things You Like About Him

What do you like about the things he says?

He makes me feel good. They're sweet, they're funny...

What do you like about the things he does?

Again, funny, sweet, cute.

What do you like about the things he does FOR YOU?

He puts up with everything even though I do a lot of things that bother him.

What part of his face do you like the most?

OMG, he has the best smile.

What part of his body do you like the most?

All of it.

What part of his personality do you like the most?

All of it.

What do you most admire about him?

Not sure really.

What part of him attracts you the most?

Everything he says and does.

Do you know what attracts him to you?

Hmm. A lot of things.

Random Quirks

Is he a pet lover?

He loves cats. And certain kinds of dogs.

Animal lover?

Yeah, he likes them.

Is he environmental-friendly?

Not especially, but he at least recycles.

What are his views on political issues?

He's a moderate... so varies.

Is he racist?

Not even a little.

Is he a vegetarian?

Haha. NO.

Does he drink?

Indeed.

Smoke?

Not cigarettes. ;)

Curse?

Not as much as me, but yeah.

Sleep around?

No.

Abuse drugs?

No.

Is he hairy?

Eh. No more than any other man.

Does he donate to beggars?

Not usually.

Is he neat/messy?

Neat. He nags me about cleaning a lot.

His love life

Is he a romantic? Self-professed or closet?

Closet romantic.

Is he sentimental?

Not a lot.

How did he woo you?

He didn't have to.

Does he give you flowers?

No, he thinks it's stupid to buy flowers because they die.

Does he lavish you with gifts?

No. He buys me nice gifts when he buys them, though.

Does he pay for your meals/tickets/etc?

We eat out every week and we alternate who pays.

Is he okay with confessing his love for you in public?

Yeah, he doesn't mind at all.

Does he express his love for you in words or actions?

Both.

Things you don’t like about him (though you accept his faults)

Any habits of his that you dislike?

I can't think of any, actually.

Any part of his appearance that you dislike?

I kinda wish he would get back in shape a bit more.

Any part of his character that you dislike?

There are a few things...

Your feelings for him

So..how long have you two been together?

2 years and a month.

Do you truly love him?

Yeah. <3

Does he truly love you?

Yep.

Can you envision marrying him?

Not anytime soon, but sure, someday.