#32

SCHOOL
1. What school do you go to? 
I don't anymore, graduated from the University of Oregon in June.

2. Is it anything like what you expected?
It was definitely a little harder than what I was expecting.

3. How was/is your senior year of high school (sorry if you’re not a senior, you’re just not as important)? 
My senior year of high school was alright, but I just wanted to be done.

4. Do you take honors or AP classes? 
I always took honors classes, but no AP.

5. What’s your GPA? Are you happy with it? 
My GPA was shite in college, but decent in HS.

6. Did you make majority of your friends at school? 
I mean, yeah.

7. Do you act any differently in school than you do outside of school? 
I don't think so.

8. What would you change about your school? 
I dunno. I'm past it, so eh.

FRIENDS
1. How do you feel about your friends in general? 
They're fun people. :)
2. Who do you hang out with most often? 
I mean, Joe. 
3. If you don’t have a best friend, why is that? 
I DO have a best friend. 2 of them, actually.

4. If you do have a best friend, why are they the best?
Because they know me better than anyone and accept me no matter what. 
5. Where do you love to hang out?
At home, honestly.
6. Do most of your friends drive? 
Most, but not all.
7. Which friends would you take on vacation with you? 
Joe, Andrew, and Becky. 

8. What’s your favorite thing to do with them?
Board games!

DRUGS
1. What have you tried? 
Alcohol, marijuana, shrooms, LSD

2. Which drugs do you want to try? 
I want to retry shrooms and LSD, since I didn't really trip on either. 

3. What drugs would you absolutely never want to experiment with?
Meth, heroin, PCP... the scary and/or horribly addictive ones.

4. Do your friends have any “drugs phrases” (ex: ‘smoke til you choke’)? What are they? 
Ha. No, but I smoke ganja like a fucking chimney.

5. If you smoke weed, what’s your favorite way to do so?
Probably with my bong.

6. Tell me about the first time you actually got high:
I was with my dad, I ate two bowls of Lucky Charms and said some really derpy things.

7. NOW, tell me about the last:
I got off work 8 hours before I had to be back at work, so I smoked a bowl last night to help me sleep.

8. If you don’t do drugs at all, why not (this is not me saying that you should)?
I do them because they're fun? I mean, why else?

ALCOHOL
1. What alcoholic beverages have you tried? 
ALL the alcohol. :P

2. What are you like when you’re drunk? 
Goofy, loud, and sociable, but if I overdo it I get weepy.

3. If you’re under the legal drinking age, how do you acquire alcohol?
When I was under the drinking age, I got my older boyfriend to buy it for me. I'm 23 now though, so... easy to get.

4. What made you want to try it? 
It's part of partying.

5. When was the last time you consumed alcohol?
A couple nights ago.

6. Do you know any alcoholics? 
Yep, my dad. :/

7. What’s your favorite drink?
Irish whiskey. Gimme an Irish coffee or a whiskey ginger and I'm a happy girl.

8. Would you rather drink or smoke weed?
Smoke weed. I do it all the time.

CRUSH/PERSON YOU’RE INVOLVED WITH 

1. Is this a person you like or someone you’re dating?
Someone I've been dating.

2. How long have you been together?
Just over a year and a half.

3. What’s so special about them? 
We just mesh really well. :3

4. How often do you see them? 
We live together, so... every day.

5. What do they look like? 
Short, cute, huge beard.

6. Do you think you’re a cute couple, or would make one?
We're pretty adorbs.

7. Do any of your friends tell you to get with them?
My friends like him. ^o^

8. How would you describe your relationship? 
We're best friends, just with intimacy thrown in. :)

CELL PHONE
1. What kind of cell phone do you want? 
I like the one I have.

2. How many texts do you send and receive each month?
Not many, I use FB messenger mostly.

3. How many text messages will your inbox hold? 
Probably a fuck ton.

4. Who do you text the most?
My momma.

5. If you have verizon, don’t you hate how you can only send 160 characters in one text message to someone who doesn’t have verizon?
I have Virgin.

6. Who is your last text from and what does it say? 
Probs my mom about something or other. (I don't want to look because my phone isn't anywhere near me.)

7. Do you even talk on the phone? 
Very rarely.

8. How often do you charge your phone? 
Every night while I'm sleeping, and whenever it gets low.

Things I Have Done

{KISSED A GIRL} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{KISSED A BOY} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{MADE OUT W/ A BOY} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{MADE OUT W/ A GIRL} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD SEX} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{WATCHED PORN} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A BF / GF 1 YEAR +} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A BF / GF 2 YEARS +} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A BF / GF 5 YEARS +} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{GOTTEN ENGAGED} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{GOTTEN MARRIED} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{GOTTEN PREGNANT} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD KID[S]} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{LIVED ON YOUR OWN} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{MOVED} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{GRADUATED COLLEGE} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD PETS} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A STEADY BOYFRIEND} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{SKINNY DIPPED} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{BEEN ON TV} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A PART-TIME JOB} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{HAD A FULL-TIME JOB} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never
{ACCOMPLISHED YOUR LIFE DREAM} - Done/Not Yet/Maybe/Never

Fancy Psychology Survey

Rules are as follows: As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away. Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do NOT think about the questions excessively.

1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Joe

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Fox

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It pauses and looks at me for a minute before dashing off.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your Dream House. Describe its size.

Fairly small, about 2-bedroom size.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Nope.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

4 chairs, vase in the middle, some art supplies scattered about.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up and examine it before deciding to take it with me.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is is it?

A small creek

10. How will you cross the water?

There are some stones I could hop to.

Results Below

Results:

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

Truth.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

I like smaller problems. :D

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

Passively, apparently.

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

Well, smallish ambition for smallish problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You’d prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

I am a pretty open person, depending on who the people are.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

The vase contained flowers, so booyah.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

Ceramic is fairly durable. 

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

Taking it with me is good then!

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your desire for love.

Maybe small because I already have love.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your love life.

Not very, which I feel is somewhat inaccurate.

Dealbreakers

You get three choices of qualities in a hypothetical boyfriend/girlfriend. Assuming that the three prospective mates are similarly attractive to you (both physically and in personality) unless otherwise noted, tell which of the three quirks or habits would be the dealbreaker for you and why. 

Spends at least 5 hours a day playing World of Warcraft OR watching sports OR hanging out with their buddies?
Sports, since I'm really not into sports all that much.

Is a hardcore conservative who loves FOX News and Sarah Palin OR an over-the-top liberal who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart or eat non-organic food OR truly believes in anarchy? 
The conservative, definitely. I could NEVER be with a conservative whatsoever.

Expects sex within the first three dates OR wants to wait until marriage to do it OR lets you decide when to first do it but is terrible in bed?
I guess waiting until marriage. I don't really have a timeline for sex, I have it with someone when we both feel like it's appropriate, and... if they're terrible in bed, I'll have to teach them, but I can do that. ;)

Wants to have at least 5 kids OR absolutely hates kids OR already has a kid?
5 kids, because FUCK NO.

Calls mom more than once a day OR calls his ex-girlfriend more than once a week OR likes to call a phone sex line? 
Maybe phone sex? This one is tricky...

Favorite music is show tunes OR teen pop bands OR very twangy country music?
Twangy country music. Country music is my least favorite genre, so I couldn't deal with that.

Likes to tell immature poop jokes OR racist jokes OR graphic sexual jokes? 
The immature poop jokes. They don't amuse me and just make me feel my brain cells dying.

Doesn’t own a TV OR doesn’t have the Internet OR doesn’t have a car?
I guess the internet because there is something wrong with someone if they don't have internet.

Is very religious but non-judgemental towards those of other faiths OR is an atheist but very vocal about it and mocks non-atheists OR is a member of a religion you’ve never heard of?
Very religious. I really can't deal with religious people because it clashes so much with my beliefs.

Smokes cigarettes OR drinks heavily OR does pot not to excess but regularly?
Smokes cigs. They smell bad and are horrible for you. Drinking is also horrible, but maybe a bit better, and I smoke weed to excess, so...

Has over 20 exes OR has never dated anyone before OR is bisexual and has never been with someone of your gender in the past?
Probably hasn't dated anyone. I dated an extremely inexperienced guy once, I was his first kiss and he was a virgin and it was horrible.

Is an actor who is hounded by the paparazzi OR a musician who is on tour most of the year OR a high-power businessperson who is constantly stressed out?
Probably the musician, unless I could tour with them because long distance is extremely difficult; I know this from experience.

Is a very picky eater OR terrified of planes and bugs OR a meticulous clean freak? 
Clean freak, because I am a messy person. 

Is your former teacher (once you’re old enough) OR a kid you used to babysit (once they are old enough) OR your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend’s best friend?
A kid I used to babysit. That's kinda creeptastic.

Likes extremely kinky sex OR is extremely conservative and boring about sex OR likes porn better than the real thing?
The porn one. Vanilla sex is good, and kinky sex is fun, so... 

Best friend is someone with a terrible (and deserved) reputation OR a person of your gender who he/she has never had a relationship with but tells everything to OR doesn’t have any close friends?
First one. Terrible people are terrible. My best friend is a person of the opposite gender, and having no close friends is also something I have experienced.

Is blind OR deaf OR covered in scars from burns from a car accident?  
Hmm... probably deaf?

Goes into relationships expecting only a casual, short-term, sex-driven fling OR a serious commitment hopefully leading to marriage from day one OR little more than friendship? 
Maybe the last one, because I want a relationship to be a relationship. I need intimacy.

Wants to join the army OR drop out of school and try to make it with their band OR never move from their childhood neighborhood, have a boring 9-5 job and a completely unadventurous life?
Army, because I could never be an army girlfriend. I don't like the army, or what it does.

Song Lyric Shuffle

These are generally supposed to be done with an iPod or phone or music playing thing, but I'm going to slowly fill this out with Pandora song lyrics. :o

Put any music player on shuffle.

Answer these questions with the first lyric of the song. If the song has no lyrics, skip over to the next one.

1. What do you say when you wake up?
"Never found out why you left him, but this answer begs that question."

2. You’re late to an appointment. You say:
"Tilling my own grave to keep me level."

3. While you’re getting ready, you stub your toe:
"Coming up beyond belief."

4. You just barely make it. You shout:
"Little lights are overexposing the highlight marks on the floor when aligned right." 

5. The person next to you looks at you awkwardly and says:
"I don't care if Monday's blue."

6. You respond:
"I wanna be on the front lines."

7. After the appointment, you leave to go to a cafe. You bump into your ex. What do you say?
"It's been a long time since I've seen your smiling face"

8. He/She responds:
"Sometimes life takes you by the hair."

9. You go to order something. What do you say to the cashier?
"So you wanna mess with me?"

10. They get your order wrong. How do you respond?
"When the days are cold."

11. They apologize by saying:
"We have one chance, one chance to get everything right."

12. A random man/woman starts flirting with you by saying:
"Breaking my back just to know your name."

13. You respond:
"Fear and panic in the air."

14. He/She wants to take you out for dinner. You respond:
"Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity."

15. You leave the cafe and bump into an old friend. You greet them with:
"Father, tell me we get what we deserve."

16. You talk with him/her for a little while and leave them by saying:
"I've exposed your lies, baby."

17. As you’re walking away, you accidentally hit someone. They growl:
"The custom concern for the people"

18. You say back:
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment."

19. You come across a fortune teller. She tells you:
"You were a child, crawling on your knees toward it."

20. You ignore her. Later to find out her fortune came true. What do you say?
"I didn't want to know."

21. Someone comes over and asks if you’re okay. You respond:
"It's empty in the valley of your heart."

22. You run off to catch the bus. You barely make it. The bus driver looks at you and says:
"It's the common reactor."

23. While you sit down, you get a call. First thing you hear is:
"Something's wrong when you regret things that haven't happened yet."

24. You respond with:
"Well I ain't sure but I been told he's baking cakes inside our souls."

25. You were so busy talking on the phone you missed your stop. You shout:
"Lucy's underground, she's got a mouth to feed."

26. The people around you say:
"Everyone's afraid of their own life."

27. You scurry off the bus and call a friend for a ride. He/She tells you:
"Drowned you out and left you with the sound of spoiled goodnights."

28. Your friend manages to get you a ride home. You thank them by saying:
"Hello, I've waited here for you everlong."

29. You realize you lost your house key. You groan:
"Link it to the world."

30. Lucky for you, there’s a spare hidden. What do you say out of relief?
"I don't have to leave anymore"

31. It’s been a long day, huh? What are your thoughts?
"It's how the hustle goes"

32. You turn the TV on and hear:
"Black and white are all I see in my infancy."

33. You get sick of the TV and check your email. You read:
"Overcome by your moving temple."

34. Hey, it’s dinner time. You realize there’s nothing to eat in your house:
"Memories consume, like opening the wound."

35. Remember that person who asked you out to dinner? You call them up and say:
"Crazy people know the special place to go when the pressure's on."

36. So now you’re eating dinner. Your date says:
"A boy with a coin he found in the weeds."

37. You respond:
"With your feet in the air and your head on the ground."

38. After dinner, you realize you don’t know who’s paying. What do you think when they don’t offer to pick the check up?
"You're keeping in step."

39. You end up paying. You grumble:
"He don't remember how it got there."

40. So the date is over. You tell him/her:
"Some say the end is near."

41. You go home, full and exhausted. Final thoughts before bed?
"I would swallow my pride."

Facebook Messages

List the last 10 people you facebook chatted/messaged with: (Or the 10 friends on  the side of your page if you dont use fb chat.)

1. Joe
2. Andrew
3. Megan
4. Candi (my mom)
5. Dylan
6. Becky
7. Ryan
8. Brock
9. Jimmy
10. Annie (my grama)

Put them in order of how long you’ve known them, starting with who you met first:

1. Candi
2. Annie
3. Andrew
4. Ryan
5. Jimmy
6. Dylan 
7. Brock
8. Becky
9. Joe
10. Megan

How long have you known each person:

1. Just over 2 years.
2. For nearly a decade.
3. A little over 2 months.
4. Since my conception.
5. About 4 years.
6. About 3 years.
7. About 5 years.
8. About 4 years.
9. About 5 years.
10. Since not long after my birth.

Have you ever dated any of them? Who?

- Currently dated Joe, and have dated Ryan and Dylan. Oh, and had a thing with Andrew, so...

Ever had a crush on any of them?

- Fersure.

Have a crush on any of them right now?

- I'm dating one of them.

So who on that list have you kissed?

- Joe, Andrew, Dylan, and Ryan.

Who was the better kisser?

- Joe. ;)

Who on that list has seen you in your underwear?

- Joe, Andrew, Candi, Dylan, Becky, Ryan, and Annie. :o

Who have you seen in their underwear?

- Same peeps.

When was the last time you saw each person:

1. Earlier today.
2. Maybe a month ago?
3. Also about a month ago.
4. Night before last.
5. Also a month, maybe?
6. 4th of July. :(
7. Oh god, a year and a half? :/
8. A few months ago?
9. A couple weeks.
10. A couple days ago.

If you had to kill one who would you kill?

- Umm... none of them. That's a dumb question.

Pick one to marry, snog and avoid.

- Marry - Joe. Snog - Becky. :P Avoid - Brock.

Pick the 4 you would want with you stuck on an island:

- Joe, Andrew, Becky, and Candi.

Playing spin the bottle (where you kiss who it lands on), who do you want it to be?

- Joe.

Describe the looks of each person:

1. Short, full beard, wears black always.
2. Super tall and skinny.
3. Cute and blonde.
4. Looks just like me!
5. Tall, skinny, glasses, balding.
6. Chubby, glasses, adorbs.
7. Weird hair right now, pretty cute, a little buff.
8. Long hair, glasses, always wear tie-dye.
9. Long, super poofy curly hair, fairly tall.
10. Short, glasses, looks younger than her age.

What is your favorite thing about each person?

1. The best boyfriend I ever could have asked for.
2. The fact that we've been through a bunch of shit and despite everything are still best friends.
3. She pretty much shares half of my brain.
4. She's my mommy! <3
5. He realized that he had a stick up his ass and overcame it.
6. She is the same person as me!
7. He was a great boyfriend when we were together.
8. He is very compassionate and caring.
9. He's really funny and was an excellent boss.
10. She's a hilarious grandmother. :P

Bold Schtuff

01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry.
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.  
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house has 2+ bathrooms.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three. 
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can’t handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada.
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter.
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
34. You want to have a small family one day.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too warm.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean. 
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear “black & white” it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot n Cold’ song.
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush will be out of office. (Wow is this outdated or what?)
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up.
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was.
57. You love getting bubble baths . 
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You probably go on Xanga too much to be healthy.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an airplane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights.
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now.
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice.”
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good. 
92. You hate cheesy movies.
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you. (Unless they're silverfish or centipedes or earwigs)
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently.